MMmmmm. The smell of deep fried bread covered in sugary glaze or filled with sugary goo until it oozes out. You know of what I speak. The donut.
Some of these little circles of death showed up at a meeting last week. I’d woken up late and had not eaten anything that morning. When two boxes of them were placed on the table my head filled with co-workers uh, voices telling me, “Eat one, it won’t hurt you” and “Come on, they’re not that bad.” I caved. Between the stressors going on in my life and the hunger I couldn’t resist. How much can one or two donuts hurt anyway?
Well, for starters, the scale shot up five pounds the next day. My morning weight had been 199 for a week, every day. It was 204 the next. Also, some pain issues I’ve been having which will be addressed through surgery, at a minimum seemed to be worse for the next couple of days. Finally, without disturbing any readers, I’ll say that my gut sounded like a pack of lions for the rest of the day and part of the next.
So why are they circles of death? Read the ingredient list below. This is the least-damaging list of ingredients that I found on a recognized donut makers website. There were other donuts with far more heinous lists.
Given that I am not opposed to wheat per se and naturally occurring sugars, I intend to make an effort at putting together a donut with a much shorter list of ingredients in the near future. When I get around to a successful one, you can bet I’ll put it up here.
Ingredients in simple glazed donuts:
Enriched Unbleached Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Iron as Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamin Mononitrate, Enzyme, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Palm Oil, Water, Dextrose, Soybean Oil, Whey (a milk derivative), Skim Milk, Yeast, Contains less than 2% of the following: Salt, Leavening (Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Baking Soda), Defatted Soy Flour, Wheat Starch, Mono and Diglycerides, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Cellulose Gum, Soy Lecithin, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Artificial Flavor, Sodium Caseinate (a milk derivative), Enzyme, Colored with (Turmeric and Annatto Extracts, Beta Carotene), Eggs; Glaze: Sugar, Water, Maltodextrin, Contains 2% or less of: Mono and Diglycerides, Agar, Cellulose Gum, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate (Preservative), Artificial Flavor.
This article was first published on May 12, 2014 and was recovered using AI and web.archive.org.

























